Dear iCarly,
I hate you. You drive me crazy with your zany antics. My son asked me to record you on our DVR and now there are so many of you that my shows are no longer recording. There are 54 of your Dumb Ass shows overtaking my TV. Why? Tell me why you are on TV 6 times a day?
And on another note WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? I understand there are latch key kids out there but seriously WTF? I had to be on my own for a while after school, but give me a break- You are raising yourself!! Oh, and whats with your brother? Is he right? Like in the head-right? Your brother beats me down mentally.
But my son loves you. I hear the kids talking about you and see the girls wearing your (overly priced) merchandise. I'm sorry to do this to you but I've changed your settings to only allow one recording per day. I hope you don't lose profits or anything stupid like that. I just can't risk missing any of my shows sorry. I am the one who's paying for the cable. Well, I just thought you should know.
A Disgruntled Forced Watcher,
Blaine's Mom
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